⚠️ PARODY WEBSITE — This is a satirical parody site. Billy's Auto Storage is a fictional business created for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance to real businesses is coincidental. This site does not represent any real auto body shop. ⚠️

🔧 WELCOME TO BILLY'S AUTO STORAGE     🚗 YOUR CAR IS IN GOOD HANDS     💰 STORAGE: $300/DAY     ⭐ BEST SHOP 1994!     🔧 WE'LL GET TO IT EVENTUALLY     🚗 EST. 1987     💰 STORAGE: $300/DAY     ⭐ AWARD WINNING SERVICE*    
BILLYS AUTO STORAGE
CALL US ANYTIME*
📞 (420) 696-6969
*Phones may go to voicemail
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Have a question about your vehicle? A concern about your invoice? A general sense of despair? We're here. Probably.

Shop Information

📍 ADDRESS

1847 Lot Road
Springfield, MO 65801

📞 PHONE
(420) 696-6969

Phones answered 10am–3pm. Calls received on Fridays returned the following month.

🕐 HOURS
Monday – Thursday9am – 4pm*
Friday9am – 12pm†
SaturdayBy Appointment‡
SundayClosed (fees still apply)
Billy's Birthday (Mar 14)Closed (fees: $450/day)

*Phones are answered 10am–3pm. †Billy leaves at noon on Fridays regardless of operational status. ‡Appointments are not currently being scheduled.

⚠️ Important Reminder

Submitting this form does not initiate repairs. It does initiate a File Review ($95) and an Inquiry Handling Fee ($65).

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Response time: 3–21 business days. Submitting this form does not initiate storage fees. Dropping off your vehicle does.

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Billy's Auto Storage

Serving the community since 1987. Your vehicle is our priority. We will get to it.

📍 1247 Industrial Blvd, Unit C
Somewhere, USA 00000

Hours of Operation

Mon–Fri9am–5pm*
Saturday10am–2pm*
SundayClosed

*Hours subject to change without notice. Storage fees continue regardless of hours.

Our Awards

⭐ Best Shop 1994*
🏆 Customer Choice Award*
🥇 Most Vehicles on Lot 2019
📋 Fully Licensed (Pending)
🔧 Wrench Excellence Award*

Contact Us

📞 (420) 696-6969

📠 (420) 696-6970

✉️ [email protected]

💰 STORAGE: $300/DAY
Billed from day of arrival

*Free estimate does not include diagnostic fee, lot fee, administrative processing fee, or storage fees accrued during the estimate period. Storage fees of $300/day begin upon vehicle arrival and continue until vehicle is removed from premises. Billy's Auto Storage is not responsible for vehicles left on premises beyond 30 days, though storage fees will continue to accrue. Award claims are self-reported. "Pending" certifications have been pending since 2003. All work is performed on a best-effort basis with no guaranteed completion timeline.

© 1987–2026 Billy's Auto Storage. All Rights Reserved. | Website last updated: 2009